Showing posts with label Movies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Movies. Show all posts

Friday, June 8

whatever...

Casting news on the move Choke. It's been awhile sence I've read the book so I think need to re-read to see if these people will fit. About time another Palahniuk book gets made into a movie.

Not really much to post here, but just thought I would anyway for anyone is still reading it.

I would highly recomend one of my new favorite movies The American Astronaut. I have put a clip and quote to the right. It's awesome.

Also I know some of you like T-shirts, if you are one of those people you should be reading tcritic.com

Sunday, April 1

This is Cake Town!

Even if you haven't seen 300, you should still find this to be hilarious. And, if you don't, then there's something wrong with you.



Via Table of Malcontents

Friday, March 23

2 Quick Trailers

First of all here is the real trailer for Stardust. I don't think I need to say that I can't wait for this one.

And here is the trailer for Day Watch, which is the sequel to Night Watch. I thought Night Watch was cool and this one looks like it is going to step it up.

Wednesday, March 14

3D Beowulf

Small news bit about the upcoming Beowulf film: it'll run in 3D. Buried in an article on Variety.com about DreamWorks' decision to use a lot of 3D in the near future, it merely lists it in upcoming projects that will use it. Personally, I am excited for more 3D movies, especially after seeing The Nightmare Before Christmas last year.

Via: Neil Gaiman's journal

Monday, March 12

Mmm...Svankmajer

Wired recently did a gallery of stills from Jan Svankmajer's films. I'm a big fan of Svankmajer and feel that others should look through his work. And, no, I still haven't seen Lunacy yet. Leave me alone. I've been too busy playing SSX Blur.

Also, and I don't know how I missed this the first time I posted, Wired has an essay on Svankmajer's work as a whole. It's a nice intro if you don't know anything about him.

Sunday, March 11

Idealism is guilty middle-class bullshit

Finally, finally one of my longtime favorite Linklater films, SubUrbia, is coming to DVD. I was really hoping that Criterion would pick this up after they did Dazed and Confused and Slacker, but, alas, Warner Home Video will be taking care of its transfer. Linklater says that Warner "is promising me they will try to out-Criterion Criterion's Collection. So we'll see, but I'm really happy that that'll be coming out." That about sums it up for me. I'm sick of not being able to watch it whenever I please simply because my VCR broke. And now, September has something for me to anticipate besides Labor Day.

Friday, February 9

A trailer or two

Ok I did have a bunch of trailers ready for posting and then I lost it all some how. So here is a quick two that I think need to be talked about.

Sunshine- Im sure everyone has already seen this, but it still looks awesome. I do love Danny Boyle and there had been a lack of good sci-fi movies in the last year or so...a genre that I greatly miss.

Hot Fuz- Shaun of the Dead, but about cops not zombies. Can't go wrong with this one.

Friday, February 2

Inland Empire will eat your soul

I don't think there is a whole lot I can write about Inland Empire. First of all I loved it. It is Lynch at his most Lynchist. I have read that it is going to be impossible to figure out. I don't think is true. It will take multiple viewing and probably some long discussions with people, but in the end we will be able to get some idea of what the movie is kind of about...maybe.
The first 30 min or so absolutely fucks with your head and then things start to become more and more normal and about an hour or so into it you are wondering when the Lynchness is going to kick back in. Then it does, and it doesn't stop. It makes Mulholland Dr. look like a Michael Bay flick. I think I'm going to go see it again in the next few days so I might have more to say about it then. If your a Lynch fan you will love it for sure and if your not a fan you should still see it just in case.
Anyway if you have seen it (or when you do) you should give me a call and we can talk about how fucking awesome it is.


I also just started watching the first session of Carnalval, and so far it's pretty damn good. Not what I expected at all, but still enjoyable.

The Bitches over here want to send a big congrats to Micah and Jess on the birth of Jaime Matthew. Good job guys. The kid kicks ass.

Monday, December 11

Good News! + Where Have I Been?

The good news is that The Tick is still hilarious. As many of you know, it was recently my birthday. And for said birthday, I had a little bit of birthday cash. I spend some on Disney's Robin Hood and the rest on The Tick vs. Season 1. I was a bit wary about buying it, as I remember the show being awesome, but I also remember The Super Mario Bros. show being awesome (which it turns out is terrible). But, as I threw in the first disc and jumped into episode 1, I realized (which rarely happens) that I had occasional good taste as a child. The DVD set has no extras and is missing episode 11 (due to some creative/legal issues). But, for $25, you can't beat 4+ hours of a fantastic cartoon.

So, this brings us to part 2 of this post. Where the hell have I been? I've been drowning under new media. Guitar Hero 2 + Zelda + the Wii in general + 2 volumes of Looney Tunes = no time to blog. Not to mention that work has been crazy busy lately. I would love to break all of these activities down and write up reviews of each, but, again, no time. So, I will say these things:

1) It was worth staying up all night in front of Best Buy for the Wii. Not only has this allowed me the opportunity to plug in 30+ hours into Zelda, but it contributed to an awesome birthday party (4 player tennis is infinitely better than 1 or 2 player tennis). 2) Zelda is a fantastic game. 3) Guitar Hero 2 is...well...fantastic as well. 4) Watching all the old Looney Tunes (I'm 5+ hours into those, without watching the extras) is a wonderful experience. Not only does it offer some great nostalgia, but I still find them to be genuinely funny. My Saturday morning hasn’t been this fun since I watched the cartoons when they aired on Saturday morning the first time.

Also, off subject, I tried absinthe for the first time last night, real pre-ban recipe absinthe. No, no hallucinating or anything. Apparently, that's just a myth and it would take a lethal amount of wormwood to actually create any sort of hallucinogenic effect. But, it is delicious (pretty much a strong anise liquor), and despite being 136 proof, tastes nothing like alcohol. Fantastic stuff. There's really no good reason this stuff is still banned.

Thursday, October 19

The Nightmare Before Christmas 3D

I just got back from an advanced screening (one day is hardly an advance, but it was free) of The Nightmare Before Christmas 3D. Obviously, the movie is great; I don't need to spend any time on that. So, this brings up the obvious question, how was the 3D? My first (and only previous) foray into 3D movies was when I took my younger brother to see Spy Kids 3D (yes, I saw it). You wore the cheap red and blue cardboard glasses and it was hardly 3D. You mostly watched red and blue lines zip across the screen as you began to fill sick to your stomach. Only a handful of times did it feel like you were watching it in the third dimension. Now, with the onslaught of digital projectors, they've amped up how 3D works in theatres. The red and blue cheapo glasses are gone. Instead, you get to wear giant plastic glasses with almost clear shades. The ones we got were large and green and would make the most fashionista of all of us weep. If you haven't witnessed a film with a digital projector, you're already missing out on how to see a movie in the theatre. The colors are crisp and beautiful and you have no lag when it skips from frame to frame. So, as the previews started, I was already excited about the sheer quality that my eyes were seeing.

Then the 3D kicked in. Dear. God. It's gorgeous. Seemless transition from front to back and the insane amount of layers in between, it truly feels as though you are watching it as though it were unfolding in front of you. The film was fantastic in its original form, but this brought it to an unexpected height in my eyes. Well worth seeing (even multiple times) in the theatre.

The only negative thing I have to say about it is no fault of the movie itself. When you watch a film in 3D, you expect things to jump out at you, stare at you in the face mere feet from your eyes. However, when you transfer a movie not intended for 3D into 3D, you obviously have less opportunity for these effects. The few that ocurred in the film were frightening and fantastic. This still does not detract from the experience. It only says to me that as this medium becomes more frequent and more viable, the better it will become in the future. I'm extremely excited about it, because this was one of the best viewing experiences I've had at a movie.

Go, now, and you will understand all that I have said.

Thursday, October 12

More Tideland

IGN now has a review of Gilliam's latest, Tideland, up on its site. It seems to confirm everything we've been saying in the comments. I think this paragraph summed it up pretty well:

That's why Tideland is such a frustrating experience. The film is a difficult one to sit through for much of its running time, not simply because of its ungainly narrative structure, but also because of some increasingly gut-wrenching scenes. Still, one can't simply discount Gilliam's efforts so easily, for it is clear that there is more at work here than what is on the surface. The film is Gilliam unrestrained to be sure, and the result is a picture that has no chance at commercial success whatsoever — but a great shot at upsetting many a right-wing politico at the very least.
The review then delves into the plot a bit too much, probably not really giving away anything intergral to the viewing experience (if you've read anything on it, you've probably already read about the heroin and adult-child relationship), but it doesn't add too much to the other buzz that I've read about the film. How many times do I have to read phrases like this: "But if the idea of seeing a little girl helping her dad shoot up doesn't bother you, and neither does the notion of human taxidermy, then how about the blossoming romance between an adolescent girl and an adult, mentally-disabled man?" Yeah, we get it; subject matter that may be hard to watch.

It makes me long for a film community like the extreme films of Japan. I watch Miike's films, like Visitor Q, and there's incest, abuse, necrophelia, drugs, everything...and no one seemed to mind. Here, in the States, one girl helps her dad shoot up heroin, and suddenly it's so controversial, so new and depraved. Go watch the opener to Ichi the Killer and then come talk to me about depraved (and hilarious).

Regardless, I'm going to see it. The bottom line is that I don't care. I really like Gilliam and if the movie is "Gilliam unrestrained," then I feel like I won't be disappointed.

wow



This is the trailer for the Planet Terror (the Rodriquez) part of Grind House. I could go on and on about how much this is going to kick ass, but it really wouldn't do it justice. You need to watch it...but probably not at work...

Tuesday, October 10

IGN + Gilliam Interview

IGN has an interview with Terry Gilliam about his new film, Tideland. From what I've briefly read of the reviews and what critics are saying, I would assume that the movie wouldn't be that great, but then I guess I didn't realize how controversial the movie has been. Gilliam refers to the book by Mitch Cullin as "...filthy, perverse, disgusting, and un-filmable," and he reminds us that:

"My films get bad reviews....The ones that didn't get bad reviews were: Fisher King got really good reviews; Twelve Monkeys got mixed reviews. Fear and Loathing got shitty reviews beyond belief. It's one of the most successful films I've done. My films tend to get bad reviews. In retrospect, I'm loved; it's 10 years later that suddenly everyone likes [me]."
I'm such a sucker for Gilliam movies, and I still have faith in his films, despite the fact that The Brothers Grimm was pretty shitty. Most of his issues in the recent past have all been about budget and studio disagreements, and seeing as this film is entirely independent, I'm hoping he's got something fun on his hands. And, really, this bit from IGN just makes me want to watch it more, "Tideland is a film that many people are going to hate, that much is certain. Its tale of a little girl lost in a depraved version of Middle America has already turned off several critics, and it has been considered barely-releasable by most film pundits."

Update: There's an article on Ain't It Cool News from a while ago that makes me think that I'll enjoy it thoroughly.

Monday, October 9

When I come back like Jordan, wearin the 45...

Here is the new Jay-Z single Show Me What You Got off the upcoming album of the same name. The song is pretty damn good, but I'm not sure how I feel about Jay coming back. I want to hear new songs, but how does anyone follow up the Black Album, even Hova himself. Either way I can't wait for this to come out.


Here is the trailer for Unknown. IMDB plot outline is "Five men wake up in a locked-down warehouse with no memory of who they are. They are forced to figure out who is good and who is bad to stay alive". It looks like it is going to be a lot better than it sounds. The story/idea does feel really familiar. Is this a re-make/rip-off?


Here my review of the new Hold Steady album Boys and Girls in America: it kicks ass, and each time I listen to it the ass kicking increases just a little bit. So right now there is a steadily increasing stream of ass kickary by the Hold Steady, which will climax on the 21st when I see them and Sean Na Na. If you haven't got the album, and you like good music, stop being a bitch and pick it up.

Saturday, September 16

Trailers

Princess is a Danish animated film about a missionary priest, August, who has to take care of his niece, Mia, after his porn star sister dies. Needless to say 5 year old Mia is pretty fucked up from living with a porn star mother and August feels the best thing he can do is destroy all the porn her mom ever did. What follows is a lot of blood and violence.

Everyone knows what Eragon is and here is the trailer. I haven't read the book, but the movie looks like it might be pretty cool. I am a sucker for dragons and there aren't nearly enough good dragon movies.

This is the IMDB plot outline for Renaissance "In 2054, Paris is a labyrinth where all movement is monitored and recorded. Casting a shadow over everything is the city's largest company, Avalon, which insinuates itself into every aspect of contemporary life to sell its primary export -- youth and beauty. In this world of stark contrasts and rigid laws the populace is kept in line and accounted for." This looks like it will kick ass. Everyone is says its part Sin City and Pary A Scanner Darkly visually. The story is getting mixed reviews.

Here is a little teaser trailer for Saw 3. Who knows about this one. Hope its better than 2.

Severance doesn't look like its going to be as good as Shawn of the Dead, but it might be worth seeing. Its not really a RomZomCom its more of a ComHorThril (?) about an office outing gone bad.

I think Apocalypto is going to be lame, but I could be wrong.

Curse of the Golden Flower
is going to kick ass. People are saying its going to be better than Hero and House of Flying Daggers.

The Invisible could be pretty cool. Someone kills this high school kid and his ghost comes back and tries to find out who killed him.

You want to hear the theme song for the Pick of Destiny by the D, and you can do it here...it will fuckin rock your socks off.

Wednesday, September 6

I sense something; a presence I've not felt since...

Next week Star Wars episodes IV, V and VI will be released individually on DVD for the first time ever. The awesome thing about this is that each will include the original theatrical version. I have held out on buying the Star Wars box set for this. I don't know about you but I like the originals so much more. So what if there were a few mistakes here and there. That just added to the "dirty universe" feel, and I don't want that cleaned up. Of course there are the bigger changes in there too, such as; the new CG Jabba the Hut talking to Solo, the Mos Eisley Cantina scene, the big crowds cheering at the end, and of course Han shoots first...just to name a few. Over at www.starwars.com they have set up a shot by shot guide to the differences between the 1977 original and the 2004 DVD. There are a lot of things I didn't really notice before, but will now.

Monday, September 4

Don't Hassel the Hoff

Banksy messed with a bunch of Paris Hilton cds. "He replaced Hilton's CD with his own remixes and given them titles such as Why am I Famous?, What Have I Done? and What Am I For? He has also changed pictures of her on the CD sleeve to show the US socialite topless and with a dog's head." He would sneak into stores and change the cd, but leave the barcode so people could still purchase them. Pretty damn awesome. read here...
There is a great essay over on Metaphilm about Calvin and Hobbes and Fight Club. It talks about how "Jack" in fight club is really just grown up Calvin and his imaginary friend has matured from a stuffed tiger into Tyler Durden. It's a fun read if you are a fan of both, which I am.


In my jobless internet surfing I stubbled across a website called Twitch Guru. It has some great shit such as:
Complete history in insight into the cult films The Warriors and Tron.
A really cool look at the worst GCI in the last 20 years with sections like Bad CGI Orgies, Giant Leaps Backward, Why Didn't They Just Use Real Animals?, The Effects Were Great, Except..., and The Showstoppers.
Most of the stuff is actually video game oriented, which is cool, but it's on a level that I will never reach.

There is a awesome new trailer for Pan's Labyrinth here. I can not wait for this movie.

Here are the two Enchantment Under the Sea Dance" scenes from both Back to the Future I and II synced up. Its fun to watch and see how well maintained continuity.

The new Bruce Campbell movie My Name is Bruce sounds awesome. "Bruce Campbell (playing himself) is mistaken for his EVIL DEAD character, Ash, by the members of small Oregon town and is forced to fight a real monsters terrorizing the town's inhabitants." read more here...
sidenote--that small Oregon town is where I'm from.

Ok I'll stop now. I have way to much (clap, clap) time on my hands. I need a job. I will leave you with this...enjoy.




Saturday, August 26

Dear Diary, BRAINS...

Romero just can't get enough of the zombies. They've had a night, a dawn, a day, and a land, and now we welcome the Diary of the Dead. Yes, that's right...the dead now have a diary. Scary, isn't it? There's no news on how the title actually plays into the movie, but I trust that Romero can get his shit together and make yet another fantastic movie about the flesh craving undead. But, seriously, I can just imagine some fantastic zombie voiceovers as the diaries are read:

Dear Diary,
UUuuuuunnnghhhhh...braaaaaains...

Tuesday, August 22

Kill 'em all

You know how 90% of historical movies are complete bullshit. Well finally someone grew a pair a took responsibility for their actions. David Ayer, who wrote the 2000 movie U-571, apologized for being a bitch. He said "It was a distortion... a mercenary decision to create this parallel history in order to drive the movie for an American audience". Turns out he had the Americans do something the British really did or whatever, I couldn't care less. The point is we should make everybody who has distorted history to sell something apologize and be publicly humiliated- unless whatever they made was better than the actually history, such as History of the World Part 1, Life of Brian, or the upcoming Frank Miller film 300- Anyway go watch the trailer for Bug.

Monday, August 14

scream

Do you remember when the Stormtrooper falls in A New Hope and screams? Of course you do. If you are like me that scream has reminded you of tons of other screams in other movies. Well I found out today that it is actually the exact same scream. It seams that the scream was recorded in 1951 for the movie Distant Drums. It became known as the "Wilhelm Scream". It became a sound-man inside joke and has been used in some 150ish movies including, but not limited to: Swiss Family Robinson, Mad Max, Star Wars, all 3 Lord of the Rings, all 3 Indiana Jones, Willow, Swamp Thing, Aladdin, Batman Returns, Broken Arrow, The Fifth Element, A Goofy Movie, Reservoir Dogs, Family Guy(TV), Hellboy, Kill Bill 1, Anchorman, Sin City and many many more. See full list and read more here...

I thought this was pretty cool. Make sure to watch VotW.

Speaking of screaming here is the ad for the new supersoaker. What "comes" to mind?