Showing posts with label Books. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Books. Show all posts

Friday, June 8

whatever...

Casting news on the move Choke. It's been awhile sence I've read the book so I think need to re-read to see if these people will fit. About time another Palahniuk book gets made into a movie.

Not really much to post here, but just thought I would anyway for anyone is still reading it.

I would highly recomend one of my new favorite movies The American Astronaut. I have put a clip and quote to the right. It's awesome.

Also I know some of you like T-shirts, if you are one of those people you should be reading tcritic.com

Thursday, February 15

DVDs vs. The Librarians

So I have switched over to the new account finally and have actually decided to post. Weird huh?

With the great book crazy sweeping thru our small group of friends right now, and me owning not so many books, I was feeling quite inadequate. In order to make up for my short comings I decided it was about time to catalog my DVD collection. There are a number of tools out there for use, and some are quite a bit better then others, one of the ones I know the most about is DVD Profiler. There is a free trail version of it out there and I believe you can load back-up libraries on the net to check your collection from other systems. But to stick with the Library Thing idea I decided to find an actual on-line database, that and until I get myself a laptop I didn't want to bye the nice version of DVD Profiler. So I have created an account at DVD Spot. Its not the greatest of all set ups, but you never have to pay anything and they have a very large selection of movies in the database (some times too many seeing as you can't tell which one you own and need to use the UPC).

To view my collection you can go here. Its in the works so not everything is there yet.

Some things to note:
1. Its a little weird looking thru a whole collection seeing as everything is placed in the 'owned' folder and then listed according to the 'Sort By:' field. I find it works much nicer to go to the advanced search page and look by genre. (the subgenre field is anded with the genre, not ored, so I don't like to use it).

2. Also there are filters that you can add/create on your own, selected by the 'Filter By' field. As an example, I created a
Criterion Collection filter which will show all my Criterion films.

Monday, November 20

recap

I have been working a ton at both jobs so I haven't had much time to be on the internet as of late.
So heres what's going on-

Tomorrow is a big day for music. The new Hova album "Kingdom Come" drops. I didn't really like the single "Show me what you got" at first, but its grown on me, and now I love it. I don't know how he can do anything that would top "Reasonable Doubt" or "The Black Album" but even less then perfect Jay-Z is still damn good.
Tom Waits also hits us with 3 CDs of greatness. If you don't know already your a bitch...so heres the deal, title "Orphans" 3 discs each titled Brawlers, Bawlers and Bastards. I've heard some of it and it is already in my top 3 releases of the year.

I haven't had a lot of time to play GH2, but I do know it fucking rocks. I went through all the songs on medium in one day (just to unlock) and am now doing it on hard. Sometime I kick ass and sometimes I get my ass kicked, but its always a damn good time.

I've read about half of Neil Gaimans "Fragile Things". So far I have enjoyed "How to talk to girls at paryts" the most, but it is all good.

I want a Wii. If anyone wants to send me one I'll give you my address. Thanks a bunch.

Like I said I have been working way to much...about 30-35 hours a week at Starbucks and 40 at AMF. I have been bowling like shit. My average has droped from 164 to 148. I need to get it back up quick...
Deadwood is still kicking my ass daily. I have now gone through both sessions and I just keep on re-watching it. I should just buy it so I can once again put Netflix to use. I miss all you assholes. Give me a call sometime and remeber to have a drink for me.

Monday, July 24

Against the Day

Thomas Pynchon has a new novel coming out December 5 of this year. Despite the fact that amazon.com lists it as untitled, The Modern Word has said it is titled Against the Day. He wrote his own book description, and here it is:

Spanning the period between the Chicago World's Fair of 1893 and the years just after World War I, this novel moves from the labor troubles in Colorado to turn-of-the-century New York, to London and Gottingen, Venice and Vienna, the Balkans, Central Asia, Siberia at the time of the mysterious Tunguska Event, Mexico during the Revolution, postwar Paris, silent-era Hollywood, and one or two places not strictly speaking on the map at all.

With a worldwide disaster looming just a few years ahead, it is a time of unrestrained corporate greed, false religiosity, moronic fecklessness, and evil intent in high places. No reference to the present day is intended or should be inferred.

The sizable cast of characters includes anarchists, balloonists, gamblers, corporate tycoons, drug enthusiasts, innocents and decadents, mathematicians, mad scientists, shamans, psychics, and stage magicians, spies, detectives, adventuresses, and hired guns. There are cameo appearances by Nikola Tesla, Bela Lugosi, and Groucho Marx.

As an era of certainty comes crashing down around their ears and an unpredictable future commences, these folks are mostly just trying to pursue their lives. Sometimes they manage to catch up; sometimes it's their lives that pursue them.

Meanwhile, the author is up to his usual business. Characters stop what they're doing to sing what are for the most part stupid songs. Strange sexual practices take place. Obscure languages are spoken, not always idiomatically. Contrary-to-the-fact occurrences occur. If it is not the world, it is what the world might be with a minor adjustment or two. According to some, this is one of the main purposes of fiction.

Let the reader decide, let the reader beware. Good luck.

Friday, June 16

And a happy Bloomsday to all!

In honor of Bloomsday, I leave you with two rather disparate quotes from Ulysses. The first is a quote about good old Ireland:

Vulcanic lake, the dead sea: no fish, weedless, sunk deep in the earth. No wind would lift those waves, grey metal, poisonous foggy waters. Brimstone they called it raining down: the cities of the plain: Sodom, Gomorrah, Edom. A dead sea in a dead land, grey and old. Old now. It bore the oldest, the first race. A bent hag crossed from Cassidy's clutching a noggin bottle by the neck. The oldest people. Wandered far away over all the earth, captivity to captivity, multiplying, dying, being born everywhere. It lay there now. Now it could bear no more. Dead: an old woman's: the grey sunken cunt of the world.
And this one is about...well, I think you'll see:

He kissed the plump mellow yellow smellow melons of her rump, on each plump melonous hemisphere, in their mellow yellow furrow, with obscure prolonged provocative melonsmellonous osculation.
And Nora, his eventual wife, summed it up best when she said this of Joyce:

I guess the man's a genius, but what a dirty mind he has, hasn't he?

Wednesday, April 26

Snoop-Lit

I don't have anything clever to say about this.

Thursday, March 30

"A" is for Ass Kicking, "B" is for Boners, "C" is for "Copping a Feel

The book by Maddox is now available for pre-order on amazon, it is titled "The Alphabet of Manliness. This book is "so manly that even its sentences don't have periods". Somehow it made it to number 2 on the amazon book list. This looks awesome and I will pre-order it. It's only 10 bucks for a 200 page hardcover book.
Here is the description on amazon-
"a book that guarantees your balls will be stomped; a book so manly that it will make even the burliest of men (and in some cases, the burliest of women) feel inadequate. So manly, it needs to be shaved: The Alphabet of Manliness. This collection of sacred writings may very well be the greatest compilation of all things manly throughout history." "If you can’t handle the punch to the colon I’m about to deliver to you, look on the bright side: you’ll save a fortune on Halloween when kids come to your door to pick apart your candy ass. On the other hand, if you feel comfortable with the risk of having your ass neatly packaged and handed to you with all the trimmings, cut the foreplay and crack the book open already."
To read more go to the books homepage.

Wednesday, January 25

HoL follow up and a little TV

Well, here it is, a post. Amazing, eh? I thought so.

Mainly, I wanted to point this out to Sam and anyone else who has read and loved Mark Z. Danielewski’s House of Leaves. At 384 pages, it seems like a rather measly follow up to HoL, but seeing as HoL was so complex, so experimental, and yet so damn fun, it’s really hard to guess where he’s going with this one. But, it's called Only Revolutions, and it's out this September 5, and I'm insanely excited.

Also, Scrubs is awesome. I know, I’ve said it before, but it’s worth saying again. For those of you who didn’t catch either of the episodes last night, you missed out. The first episode, for no reason whatsoever, was chock-full of allusions to Wizard of Oz. Zach Braff’s character just wanted to go home, but couldn’t, there was a man behind a curtain, three of them needed to find a heart, a brain, and courage, all while walking down a yellow line in the hallway. If there were one reason I would want to buy this season on DVD, it would be to re-watch this episode.

Highlights: All the references, Turk knocking over newly born babies, domino style, and: “Good page, Keith, good page.”

I also caught Boston Legal last night. As a first time watcher, I must say that it took me a bit to get into the characters and the weird kinetic filming that this show employees. And, as Sam told me, “It wasn’t as funny as it normally is.” But, there’s Shatner. And I love Shatner. And I love Shatner interacting with James Spader. And that’s really enough for me to enjoy the show.


Highlight: The self-referential comment of Spader to Shatner, "Oh, there you are, I haven't seen you all episode."

Tuesday, November 15

Gay Man

There is a good Neil Gaiman interview on Mr. Palahniuk's site. Neil is also going to be doing a signing on Dec. 3rd. I will be there.

This is kind of old news but just in case you didn't know Arrested Development is going to get the can. I hear that ABC and some other people are wanting to pick it up once FOX gets ride of it...lets hope so.

I am dedicating this week to JC and our undying love for him. No Im not talking about Jim Croce it's Johnny Cash time. I know we all like him (if you don't you can get off this site now) but it might have been a while since we have spent a good amount of time really listening to him. Let's all take a little time out of our week to re-listen to our old favorites before we go see the movie this weekend.

I also got the new Neil Diamond disc Yesterday. Its called 12 song and its pretty damn good...all 14 song...

Wednesday, October 19

The Brief and Frightening Reign of Phil

Sure, I picked up the book because it had a blurb by Thomas Pynchon on the back and the cover art was sleek and sexy, but The Brief and Frightening Reign of Phil by George Saunders is one of the best, funniest novellas I’ve read in a long time. Coming in at a whopping 130 small pages, filled with illustrations, it’s a quick, poignant story about the absurdity of borders, national policy, power, and justice.

Outer Horner is a vast, proud land, and within that land lies the region of Inner Horner. Inner Horner is so small that only one member of its nation can fit inside of its border at a time, while the rest of the nation waits in the Short Term Residency Zone. Then Inner Horner, for geological reasons, shrinks, forcing an Inner Hornerite to inadvertently invade Outer Horner.

Enter Phil, an angry, power-driven figure who decides that he ought to tax the Inner Hornerites to stay in their land because they cannot fit into their own. The story escalates as Phil gains followers, and soon the Inner Hornerites are a poverty-stricken, oppressed people with no options.

Everything about the book is funny: from the hilarious dialogue, the ease with which people follow Phil and his seemingly logical sense of events to the “people” themselves (it really is hard to tell if they’re robots, insects, or just incomprehensible creatures). It’s a direct bash of the structure of nations, how certain policies are abused, and the way in which the policies are created. At one point, Phil tells the president about a new policy that he has supposedly instigated. To find out if he had (he is rather old and forgetful), he and the advisors poll the people (five of them) to see if they’re in support of this new policy. When it turns out that they are, they decide that, of course, he did impose this policy a long time ago and people love it.

For anyone who likes humor and/or a good satire, I cannot help but to unequivocally recommend this book. The only reason I don’t give this a perfect 200 proof is because it costs $9, and it only took me 3 or 4 hours to read.

So, The Brief and Frightening Reign of Phil: 180 proof.