Sebulski steps it up

Kind of pressed for time, so The OC review will be in whenever I get the chance.

Sam missed out on league bowling last night to go see The Arcade Fire, that dumb slut. And a good time he missed. We started out strong, Ciggy with a 173 and me with a score in the 160s. Second game, we all dropped a bit, Ciggy pulled a 136 and I managed something in the 150s. Third game, I finished off with the high of the night with a 175, and Ciggy jumped back up to the 160s. Overall, Bruckheimer held his own, if you consider getting a high of 136 holding your own.

The team next to us killed us, mainly because they’re second in the league, and we’re just not that good yet. One of them rolled a 204. Those bastards.

Key moments: me blowing four turkey opportunities and two frames where I threw it straight in the gutter.

The mighty thursday

Good news for all you purest. The original Star Wars will do coming out on DVD in December. Now I'm glad I held out and didn't buy it before. Who wants to see all that special edition shit anyway. Its got the awesome original artwork to. I'm kind of excited.

Wow this is awesome. One of the greats of our time talking about one of the greats of the 50's. Johnny Depp on James Dean. Take a listen.

Damn getting over drugs costs way to much. Kate Moss just checked into a rehab clinic that goes for 4 grand a night. Now thats a reason not to do drugs, or at least not to quit.

The most kick ass musical ever. Broadway meets the The Man in Black. Using 38 of Johnny's songs. Wow thats awesome it will go into more than just the hits. I hope they make a DVD of it.

More from the world of the modeling

Wednesday TV is pretty lame. After my routine 6–7 Simpsons rerun slot, I kept it on good ol’ UPN and watched America’s Next Top Model. Watching them try to make Androgynous Lesbian more feminine and then her refusing to look anything but like a boy is pretty funny. And then there’s Miss Pageant, who thinks that modeling is a “career” whereas doing pageants “helps you grow as a woman.” She also just bitches about her hair, which they cut short and made look infinitely better than before. My absolute favorite, however, is the bitchy-I-know-everything-and-I-throw-it-in-your-face girl. Even if she were horrible at being a model, they’d keep her on the show, just to add some conflict. My vote’s for the Androgynous Lesbian, probably, because at heart, aren’t we all Androgynous Lesbians? Or is that just me?

Another one legal...

Hilary Duff was born 18 years ago today. It's nice to know you wouldn't go to jail, but it kind of takes the thrill out of it.

MirrorMask

Hey if you like movies you should go look at the clips of mirrormask. Its the new Neil Gainman movie. Its going to be kind of a Alice and Wonderland type thing. I'm not really sure yet, not all the websites say the same thing. I do know it looks good.

Punk Porn Resignations a-go-go

For any of you lonely guys out there that have enjoyed the models of SuicideGirls, this may be disappointing.

Baseball ruins my Tuesday

For the next month, I will not be able to review the awful Bones nor the sarcastic House. Both are being put on a hiatus, because baseball is somehow more important. Those assholes at Fox. So, starting next week, my reviews will be shifting from Fox to NBC, where I will try to watch My Name is Earl and The Office (American).

Bones is still terrible. I only caught the last fifteen minutes but was able to witness Angel demanding that half of the restraint the characters frequent is his. It was a very pathetic “I’m Angel and I’ll kick your ass if you try to sit by me or talk to me or even look at me because I’m Angel. Did I mention that I’m Angel?” moment.

House is still great. The only problem with the show (yes, only, in my mind), is the advertising. And that’s all Fox’s fault anyway. They keep hyping up every episode to be more controversial than the last. But, damnit, they’re running out of controversy. What would really be controversial is if House wasn’t an asshole and if he were wrong. But we all know that’s not going to happen.

I really didn't think that My Name is Earl was going to be that funny. I was wrong, Jason Lee does a damn good job. Last night was a great episode about Earl trying to quit smoking and asking a friend who he put in jail to forgive him. Good gags throughout, and good use of the flashback. The style kind of reminds me of Dirty Work. The only thing I'm worried about is this whole making up for his past wrongs thing. I will be impressed if they can keep it from getting to repetitive. Also you can't go wrong if your show stars the token fat guy Ethan Suplee.

Quote- Earl "I tried to quite smoking, but I found out by body runs on tar"

Another American mediocre attempt at a British show. The Office is really hit or miss. It relies solely on Steve Carell to carry the show. Every once in a while the content is actually worth while, but most of the time I really just don't care. Last night was one of the better episodes I have seen. Trying to rid the workplace of sexual jokes, which is the majority of them of. It's a good show to watch if you have nothing better to do, but its not on my weekly schedule.

Quote- Michael Scott "Send me the link to the money sex video. Forward it like it's hot, forward it like it's hot."

The big surprise of the night was the session premier of Boston Legal. I caught the show a few times last year and never really thought to much of it. Well now I'm a fan. Last night the interaction between James Spader and Willian Shatner was amazing. I really did get into the characters and what they were going for. The highlight was Shatner shamelessly trying to sleep with guest star Heather Locklear.

Quote- Denny Crane (Shatner) “Not everything is about money, sometimes sex counts for something.”

Prison Break breaks my heart

It really only broke my heart because it ended mid chaos with a "To be continued" Damn them.

I’m glad to see that Arrested Development hasn’t lost any of their jokes over the different seasons. They’re still making subtle (or not so subtle) references to The Blue Man Group, Buster’s hand, and there are way too many to keep track of. And even though the show is rather episodic, it still flows from one episode to the next.

Key moment: Chorus comes in, singing the words “for British eyes only” while zooming in on Rita’s (Charlize Theron) dad.

Kitchen Confidential: Still liking it. They’re keeping up on the reformed bad boy dilemma, and usually pulling it off with a good amount of humor.

Key moment: Newbie saying, “That’ll be me one day” in reference to sleeping in the kitchen.

Prison Break kicks ass. I know, I know … it’s not that great, it’s cliché, blah blah blah. It’s awesome. I can’t stop watching it. I’m addicted. It’s just so fucking intense. Michael breaks into the walls and turns off the fans, which pisses off all the inmates, which results in a lock-down. The inmates, led by Inbred Redneck, breach the security, and start taking over the prison. Burroughs gets the shit kicked out of him while he tries to protect a new guard. Inbred Redneck discovers their entry into the walls. Hospital woman almost gets raped. Episode ends…to be continued…

Key moment: Sucre says, “There are only a few things in life that are certain: death, taxes, and count.” Way to paraphrase ol’ Ben Franklin.

For each hurricane take 2 shots...

15 years is not that much. Mr. Ashton "Trucker Hat" Kutcher and Demi "Striptease" Moore got hitched. It's Ashton's first marrage and Moore's third. It was a Kabbalah ceremony. more...

Layzie finger Bones. Do you have fans that try to bite off your finger off? Well welcome to Bones Thugs MC Layzie Bone's world. more...

Finally I feel a conection with Bush. I never thought that me and the W would have anything in common, but I guess I was greatly mistaken. What a comfort...southern comfort that is. more...

Sunday Sebulski Extravaganza

Sunday Bowling didn’t go as well as planned. And what I mean by that is that Sam did better than I did. Actually, he did better than everyone else. He ended up with a ten-pin lead over Cigs on overall pins, the two highest scores of 185 and 175, and was the only one to land a turkey.

Overall, however, team Sam&Dan beat team Cigs&Bruckheimer. This might be attributed to the fact that Bruckheimer barely passed the 50-point mark in one game, and that I managed a 161 for my high score for the night.

Other notable events: Ciggy’s high score of 174. Sam spilled beer…again.

The OC on Sunday

The Simpsons: What starts out as an episode about Maggie (and then subsequently, Homer) getting the chicken pox, turns into an episode about Marge and Homer breaking up, which leads to Bart accidentally falling off a cliff.

Key reference: An OC montage in which Snoopy holds up a guy at the ATM and a girl tells her boyfriend that their “inter-racial relationship is over" all at a water park while The OC theme song is playing

Family Guy: Chris goes to high school and gets hazed Dazed & Confused style. He escapes to some remote village, does a song and dance routine, marries an eleven year old girl, and then, after Peter causes havoc, they get chased out to a sequence out of Indiana Jones.

Key reference: Stewie as a highschooler tells the popular girls that he’s scored some wine coolers for an OC viewing party.

American Dad: I’ve begun judging this show based off of the newspaper headings at the beginning. Last week’s was, “Israel pulls out of Gaza. Gaza not pregnant" and it was a great episode. This week’s was “Gas prices higher than that dude at Weezer concert.” The show wasn’t that great, thus proving my theory.

Key reference: The Star Wars Kid shows up to fight off Stan and crew and then falls on his head.

Comas Suck

Comas aren't Heaven? Oh man I got my hopes up. I thought that once I went into a coma I could find my true love. I guess if I ever go into a coma and your a real friend just pull the plug.

Back to School Bible. I wish I would have had this going into Bethel. It would have saved me a lot of time. If you are one of the kids that went/goes to a private school read it.

Better not to vote. These guys are really running out of people to vote for. I mean who would elect a woman?

See you on the flip side Don. Don Adams dies at the tender age of 82. You may remember his face from "Get Smart" and his voice from "Inspector Gadget"

PS. I'm not normally going to do this news thing, but the Pandas dont seem to be around so I thought I would cover it.

The Corpse Bride

Overall it was awesome. We know that everyone who watches it will have Nightmare Before Christmas in mind so that’s what I will compare it to. It is just as good...but different. It is a lot less musical, and what songs Bride does have don't stand up to Nightmares(at least there aren’t as many and they are less catchy). Visually it is amazing. Going from the black and whitish "upstairs" to the overly colored "downstairs". The story is stronger than I thought it was going to be. I really did care about who Victor ended up with in the end. It was touching, but it could have been a lot more so if it was longer. At a mere 76 minutes it is much to short. I really think they could have done more. It is a movie that is defiantly worth seeing.
"wow this is so Tim Burton"

Down's animals mating

Scientists are apparently concerned with making animals retarded and then help them fuck . This is all probably very important research that I don't understand. Either that or the scientists are the equivalent of junior high students that shook chicken eggs to see the deranged animals hatch.

Sebulsky: slow to get it up

Our scores that is. It was a slow start for the night of league bowling. I began with a 97. A goddamn 97. For those of you that aren’t good at math, that’s less than 100. And for those of you that know nothing about bowling, that’s a horrible score. The others in the Sievy Sebulski crew didn’t start out too hot either. I believe there was a game in the 110’s and a game in the 130’s.

So, after a terrible and an average game, we started kicking ass. In the third game, I finished off with the night high of 168, while Sam ended up right behind me (which happens way too often) with a 165. Ciggy had some decent score I can’t remember, but this isn’t his blog, now is it? Maybe we shouldn’t drink wine before showing up to bowl in a league. That’s a lie … we should.

Also, I would like to mention that we’ve discovered that smelling my fruity ball helps you score.

The OC #303

The OC session 3 episode 3-
We are not going to tell you what happened step by step for that you can go here. http://www.fox.com/oc/recaps/
What we will do is tell you all the important things we think, like...
I think Charlotte is after the Cohen’s money. At first I didn’t like her because I thought they were going to try to do the lesbian thing again, but now that they are going a different direction with it I think it could get interesting. Like Ciggy said “she’s a bitch but I like here robot boobs”
It’s to bad to see Jimmy go again. I can’t see him not coming back, but Marissa did tell him that if he left now not to come back. We’ll miss you Jimmy, I’m just glad your not dead.
The Dean Hess and Taylor are fooling around I’m pretty sure. They are the new bad guys of Harbor, which is ok because if you think about it the only people they can affect anymore are Seth and Summer. That means that Hess and Taylor will be the drama in their lives and they will probably stay together.
So now that Jimmy is gone what is Julie going to do? Can she live with out being rich? I don’t think they will have her find another rich guy, but maybe. I hope she doesn’t take Marissa back to Riverside where she’s from. I think she will get some middle class job and have to go through the whole not having money thing. It could be fun.
Sandy is the God of the OC. He is the one that keeps everything together, without him the world would fall apart.
Oh yes, Kirsten finally came home after many months in rehab. It was a great scene when she walks in. It was a good parallel with the scene last year when she left. In both of them Seth becomes the dramatic element by walking in from the back a little behind everyone else. It makes it extra special because Seth is normally not that emotional especially with his mom. It is really the only good mother son relationship in the whole show (minus Sandy and the Nana, but that is different). The dads seem to be the strong element in Newport, with a few exceptions of course.
It’s hard to say where Ryan and Marissa will end up. I think their relationship will be ok for a while. Marissa will be going to public school next week so she will need Ryan’s support/fists of steel. I expect to see the horribleness of public school greatly exaggerated, which will be fun.
It was awesome that Seth took the blame for taking the play set. He is a man now.

After I download it and watch it again I will add quotes.

Deon Warwick

I would just like to point out that the title of my last post was "power out", and the power is out...everywhere. I think I'm psychic. Just thought I would let everyone know. Oh wait I am and feeling another prediction coming on...me, dan and cigs will unite as Sievy Sibulsky and kick some major bowling ass.


Oh yeah tonight’s menu is spaghetti and salad with some French bread. Come if you want but you have to bring wine or whisky.

The best day of the week

It's here. Thursday. The best day of the week. And I realize that many of you (all 5 of you that have read this) are saying, "Oh god, he's talking about The OC." Well, that's mostly true. It's the night of The OC. But, equally exciting (yes, equally), it's bowling night ... league bowling night. And I'm going to be wielding my fruit smelling Princess Dandy ball and kick ass.

Also, Tuesday TV: I forgot to write my one to two sentence review of what I watched. I caught most of Bones, Fox's new crime dramedy starring Zooey Deschanel's sister, Emily Deschanel and David Boreanaz better known in his role as Angel, yes, Angel. This show isn't that great, but every time Angel comes on screen, I just scream "Aaaaannnngelll." I think the neighbors hate me. I also watched House, which I realize Sam is not a big fan of, but I think it's because Sam can't stand watching someone who is even more of a sarcastic asshole than he is. All in all, good episode.

Wednesday TV usually sucks. But, the premiere of America's Next Top Model got me hooked. And, you know, it's funny to watch an androgynous lesbian try to look hot.

Our reviews of Thursday night coming tomorrow ...

power out

I just found the video for the Arcade Fire "Neighborhood #3 (Power Out). Its good...go watch it at www.rollingstone.com/video

Last night I watched Three Kings for the first time sense it came out. If you haven't seen its in a while I suggest you watch it again. I thought of it becasue Jarhead is coming out soon and it is also about Bush War I. Every time I see him Marky Mark moves farther up on my list of favorite actors.

if you aint no punk

holla we want prenup, we want prenup. yeah.
i need to bitch...I see that kanye is out on tour with common, and guess where they are not going. I think I might take a road trip down to chi town. Wake up Mr. West you have fans up her to.
yeah dans right about tv last night...
just saw that the new bob dylan documentary comes out this week. Scorsese did it so who knows what its going to be like. I think its called "raging bob" or "bringing out the dylan" or somthing like that.

Ah monday tv...

I think we're pretty much just going to be talking about tv on this thing ... and bowling. Because that's the sort of stuff we do. Oh, and drinking. That said ...

Arrested Development was good, really good. It's been a while since I've seen it, so it took a bit to get back into it.

Kitchen Confidential has potential. It's funny, but I don't know how long they can hold onto the rogue cook turning his life around theme.

And Prison Break is just nail biting. I'm really not sure why either, because I don't really care about the survival of the characters or the success of their plan. But for some reason, I can't stop watching it.

More importantly, there's only three more days (including today) until another new episode of The OC and league bowling.

God, we're going to have to come up with more to talk about ... although I'm sure that everybody likes reading our two line reviews of shows. Thursday, though, after Thursday we will have much more material.

Good Tv

Hey good TV tonight on Fox. Starting out with the amazing Arrested Development at 7, which I am looking forward to. I don't know how I feel about it being on monday night. I liked it better when it was on sudays in the middle of Simpsons and Family Guy. Oh well. Next is Kitchen Confidential at 7:30. I have no idea if this show is going to be good or not. I have mixed thought while watching the previews. At 8 we have the new hit drama Prison Break. I didn't think I was going to like this show and then I got sucked into the 2 hour premier. Its pretty good overall. Well maybe good is to strong of a word, but it keeps me entertained at least. I missed last week, but Im not to worried about missing a whole lot. That is my biggest complaint so far...that vary little happens...its soap opera pace...its still moves faster than Passions.

A time to roll

Bowling went well last night. We didn't bowl to well but we had fun...like that matters. Cigs had the high game of 150 and Dan had the low of 67 i believe. Dan got his own ball and it smells like fruit...because hes gay...