This is Cake Town!
Even if you haven't seen 300, you should still find this to be hilarious. And, if you don't, then there's something wrong with you.
Via Table of Malcontents
God, what's his face? Built like a beanpole, curly hair, runs away like a little bitch on a sailboat leaving nothing but a note for his girlfriend who cried and cried over him till the Fourth of July when she decided she doesn't cry over BITCHES ON BOATS
Even if you haven't seen 300, you should still find this to be hilarious. And, if you don't, then there's something wrong with you.
Via Table of Malcontents